titanic newspaper report

I am writing a fake newspaper report on the titanic, i need a catchy headline!?

Hey i have to write a ‘newspaper report’ on the titanic for school, but i am having no luck coming up with a good headline. Anyone got any good ideas?
And please dont bother answering if you are going to say that you dont want to do my homework, coz this is just a bit of fun, i have written the report myself! Thanx in advance
Shannon- I love it!
Any ideas on what i should call the news paper?

THE UNSINKABLE HAS HAPPENED.

Make a joke with the whole ‘unsinkable’ thing and use the word unsinkable in the logical place of the word ‘unthinkable.’
Get it?
Haha.
I thought it was funny. Of course, the ‘incorrect grammar’ may be a downside.

Good luck.

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